For your viewing pleasure, the WB presents...SPIKE!

Yes, the gang’s all here! Um, except for WhatsHerFace and RenFaireBoy and HeadCutOff, but you don’t care about them because you have SPIKE! SPIKE is so amazing, he can easily replace three whole characters! Remember when he did it on Buffy? Wasn't it just awesome when he was all naked, all the time while English Guy sank into the void and took Computer Nerd and Chubby Dude with him? You didn’t miss them at all because you had SPIKE! And now you have him some more, again, on the All New SPIKE Show!

SPIKE is a vampire with a soul, and he’s on a mission of redemption driven by his undying love for his mortal enemy, The Slayer! Isn't that just the coolest? SPIKE will graciously be sharing his show with that other souled vampire, Andrew. I mean, Angel (I think). But hey! Maybe Andrew will stop by for a funny, funny visit! You Andrew! He cracks you up with the power of his geekiness! Sure, he killed sweet little Jonathan, but he felt slightly bad afterwards. Isn't he charming and so, so cute?

Not as cute as SPIKE, though, which is why he's not the new cast member and SPIKE is!

SPIKE will be getting all the lines Cordy and Lilah would have had if they hadn't been shit-canned! And he'll make them better, by adding words like "bugger" and "sodding"! SPIKE will make you laugh and swoon! SPIKE has magic cheekbones! SPIKE comes complete with black nail polish and the leather coat he ripped off a dead Slayer's body! (Rowr!) SPIKE's abs are insured for as much moolah as J.Lo's ass! SPIKE SPIKETY SPIKE SPIKE!

Coming Soon: "Harmony: Because Emma Caulfield would've said no."