Grudge List Update

[isadora]

Gwyneth Paltrow now at :madnono status.

[roly]

Just for Neo, I've added Michael Ian Black at :madnono status.

[NeoMaxy]

*gasp*

**hits report post to moderator button**

[isadora]

Fanny's List
:flamnono:Paris Hilton
Tom Cruise

Gwyneth Paltrow
:madnono:
Gloria Estefan
Carson Daly
Tara Reid
Ethan Hawke
Russell Crowe (downgraded from flaming due to friend's positive fan experience)
Catherine Zeta-Jones
:nono:
Fred Durst
Justin Timberlake
Val Kilmer

(diesel: Fanny and I lost our lists due to the smilie limit :madnono:)

Isadora:
:madnono: STAR JONES & the cast of The View
:madnono: Ethan Hawke (for betraying the woman that taught him how to bathe)
:nono: Meg Ryan
:nono: Rene Zellwegger

[Ginni]

My list? Wanna see? I've just been compiling this over the 'getting dressed and on the bus to work' period this morning, so it may need edited at some point in the future:

:flamnono:
Martha Stewart : Words cannot express the hatred.
Kevin Costner : Sanctimonious boring ASSHOLE

:madnono:
Mariah Carey : DIVA
J-Lo : *repeat above
Babs Streisand : *repeat above repeat
Tom Cruise : Just come out, you prick. We all know you weren't banging Nicole, so stop pretending you're banging your sister Penelope!
Mel Gibson : Homophobic WANK!!
Bruce Willis : And you got WHAT that was better than Demi? Dick.
Arnie : If you're running for governer, don't fucking announce it on JAY LENO, you TOOL!

:nono:
Linda Barker : WHORE - would hawk paedophilia vacations if it paid enough.
Uma Thurman : The pretty one, my ASS. Give me Janeane anyday.
Michael Caine
Paul McCartney : You rode Lennon's tails, and now you're eating steaks. Tosser.


That'll do for just now.


Fiona's list:

:flamnono:
Mariah Carey : "She just screeches"
Michael Jackson : "Ew!"
Prince : "Double Ew!"
Sheena Easton : "Stupid accent (???)"
Carol Channing : "Akin to marzipan in my world. Just hate it!"

:madnono:
Jim Carrey : "He overacts"
Kathy Zeta : "She's as far removed from the valleys as you can get!"
Anna Nicole : "Do I need to explain?"
Bridget Neilson : "Just... all that plastic and silicone"

:nono:
Arnold Schwarz. : "He's just a lump"

[diesel]

Sheena Easton : "Stupid accent (???)"
:rollin:

[NeoMaxy]

Star Jones is denying reports that her sudden weight loss is due to gastric bypass surgery. She says she and her doctor worked out a plan of eating, just for her.

It's always classy to talk about what you aren't doing to lose weight, WHORE! No one cares! Shut yer yap!

*hopes her diet includes munching on those cheapass Payless shoes she wants us to believe she wears*

[Herman]

Ginni! :dblnono: at your list! Mariah Carey is NOT a diva. Prove: a few weeks ago in my dream when I met her, she kissed me. How is that a diva?

And Michael Caine is the only old man in Hollywood I'd lick (not fuck, just lick). And Bruce Willis is like, so totally hot!

My list.

:flamnono:
Avril Lavigne (Is she over yet? *hopes*)
Beyonce Knowles

:dblnono:
Ashton Krutcher
P. Diddy

:nono:
Tom Cruise

More later.

[piggay]

I guess I only *really* hatehatehate women...

:flamnono:
Renée Zellweger
Amanda Peet
Julia Ormond

:madnono:
Kate Beckinsale
Jessica Biel
Shiri Appleby

:nono:
Nancy Kerrigan
Mena Suvari
Brittany Murphy

[isadora]

Oh, I HATE Nancy Kerrigan.

[isadora]

I thought all of you hated Beverly Mitchell?

[isadora]

Yikes! It's Fanny posting but it comes up as Isadora! The hell?

[piggay]

I was just reminded of a historical :flamnono:

Alexandra Wilson

Oh, I still loathe this bitch! I hated her on Loving, Another World, 90210, and Homefront. At least she hasn't made it big, but boy my blood boils whenever I see her. Grrrrrr!

[isadora]

I love C-lister hate!

Replying not to myself but Fanny post as me: The real question is "Does anyone in the world LIKE Beverly Mitchell?" Perhaps Mr. Fanny? She is on his favorite show!

[piggay]

Heh. Maybe we need a separate C-lister grudge list.

Random C-listers I've hatehatehated:
- Michele Abrams only "major" role was Amanda in the "Slumber Party" episode 90210 season 1.
- Kim Walker in both Heathers and Say Anything (bitch dated Christian Slater Grrrr)
- Tammy Lauren who was in that HORRIBLE made for TV movie "Desperate for Love" with Christian Slater and Brian Bloom (though my hate for her has mellowed now and she doesn't bug so much in Wanda at Large)
- The fugly Asian ho who played CS's love interest in Gleaming the Cube (do u see the pattern?)


I guess once B-listers who are now like C-listers I still hate:
- Samantha Mathis
- Martha Plimpton

Milla Jovovich used to be HIGH on my :nono: list back in the day (hello return to Blue Lagoon and Kuffs) but I started to "like" her in Fifth Element and stuff. I reserve the right to hate her again.

[roly]

Did you know that Kim Walker is dead?

Mike Myers is currently at :madnono: status, but with tonight's SNL appearance, he's begging for a :flamnono:

[NeoMaxy]

What's wrong with hating the dead? Hee.

I fully blame her character in Say Anything for starting the White Man's AirQuote Virus.

Wasn't Michele Abrams in the Buffy TVS movie, Pig? *runs to IMDB*

[piggay]

How could I have forgotten:


:madnono: Juliette Lewis

[piggay]

OMB!! Jessica Alba is back on :madnono:

Honey looks BAD yo. Why are they making another Glitter? WHY?

[NeoMaxy]

I know a guy that co-starred with Jessica Alba in a movie and he hatehatehates her. He's since quit acting for the most part, but his hate remains strong.

[piggay]

As it should. The girl is DUMB as ROCKS. And I just did NOT get the whole Dark Angel love. Not at all. And the movie looks STUPID. For some reason I have Renee Z vibes from her. She just bugs. But I bet Ginni loves her. She has that puffy lip fettish. Heh.

[NeoMaxy]

What's funny/sad is that if you get a few drinks in this guy, he will just rant and rant about how much he hates her. Hs grudge is a shining example to us all.

:dblnono: for you, Julia Roberts. The previews for your new movie suck! Why are everyone else in period costumes and accents, yet Julia looks and sounds like she's straight out of 2003?

[NeoMaxy]

Trista Rehn now at :nono: status.

I'd rank her higher, but I don't consider her a celebrity. Just a baby-talking, fake-acting skank.

[CoreyFlood]

I'll never, ever be able to get past the time I caught an interview with Julia Roberts when she was doing the press circuit for Ocean's Eleven with Clooney, et al.

He was good-naturedly joking that he single-handedly brought down the whole Batman franchise, and then Brad Pitt and Matt Damon both piped in to say they've made some "turkeys" too and they laughed about it.

But then she has to butt in, batting her eyelashes innocently to ask "oh...what's that like?"

Um...I think that would be something like I Love Trouble, bitch.

[Linda]

Originally posted by Ginni
:nono:
Linda Barker : WHORE - would hawk paedophilia vacations if it paid enough.


BWAH! So true. She was particularly hilarious in the Celebrity Dog School portion of Children In Need tonight. She and her little mutt performed a dance to some song from Thoroughly Modern Millie. One of the TV highlights of the year.

My grudge list is too long to post as I hate nearly all celebrities. In fact I hate practically everyone, regardless of fame status. I am gratified to see Samantha Mathis on so many lists. Hers is the face the devil sees when he/she looks in the mirror.

[isadora]

I've missed your all-encompassing hatred!

[piggay]

May be I need to add every one of David E. Kelley gals on my list but I was just reminded of how much I hate Gretchen Mol. :nono: I don't get it. How is she employed?

[Roxy]

:dblnono: for Nicole Kidman.

[snickerdoodle]

The thing that always cracks me up about Gretchen Mol is how she was supposed to be the next It Girl and never actually arrived. Oh how I love it when the Giant Media Hype Machine springs a leak!

And Pig, a thousand times word on the David E Kelley girl hate. It gives justification for my Courtney Thorne Smith aversion.

[piggay]

:nono: to Courtney Thorne Smith! Though I did like her back in her Summer School and "Day by Day" days (gawd I loved that show). I think the tides turned after Melrose. Also, I did not hate Georgia as much as Ally but still. The only woman I liked on that show was Lucy Liu. I :luv: :luv: :luv: Ling so very much. SO much.

[Ginni]

I do NOT like Jessy Alba (which means Scotland, bdw). Girl is truly dumb as a box of rocks. But I do have a lip fetish, I must confess. And hers are rather nice, but no. Do not like her at all.

[Linda]

Originally posted by Roxy
:dblnono: for Nicole Kidman.

Could not agree more, Roxy. Though I might give her a :flamnono:

[Roxy]

Heee. Then I'm guessing we'll agree that Russell Crowe gets a :flamnono:, too.

[LaaLaa]

:madnono: for Nick Cannon. Stop acting like you're some pimp, thugged out, quality actor, NICKELODEON BOY.

[Linda]

:flamnono: for Simon Fuller. Bad man. BAD!

[Ginni]

Linda: Is that for the slagging of Ozzy?

It did make me laugh, to be honest. Are you voting for Michelle?

[Linda]

I'd like to vote for Michelle, but I think she's crap so my fingers just won't dial.

Simon Fuller is the Orange Satan who made all the poor original Idol winners from around the world humiliate themselves at World Idol. I'll still be watching it.

[isadora]

I feel I have to Tivo the big Idol contest on Xmas if only to share this Holiday Extravaganza with Linda! Hee.

[Linda]

You must! But you must also remember that certain individuals are not to be mocked under any circumstances. :heart:

[Roxy]

Linda, who are you fooling? We all already know that Will sucks. Hee!

[Ginni]

I'm totally watching World Idol.

I love Will dearly, and his latest song kicks arse. I got Fee his album for Christmas, but I've heard that there are only a couple of good songs on it. I'm all very upset with the mullet making a comeback though.

I guess the only person that's pleased is Neo. She :luv: :luv: :luv: the Mullet.

[Herman]

Except when the mullet is on Patrick Swayze. Or Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

[NeoMaxy]

:nono: If the mullet comes back as a real style, then Mullet Hunting will be no fun.

I did see the most amazing femullet at the post office the other day. Spiral perm, fluffed out wings, and TOTALLY gelled up like it was 1986. Outstanding.

[NeoMaxy]

Ryan Seacrest is now at :nono: status, based completely on the commercial for his new show. "Doo-doo"? Come ON. Are you three years old?

Relatedly: Did anyone see the Michael Jackson interview where he was saying that the cell he was kept in for his detainment had "doo-doo...feces smeared on the walls"?

This word needs to be eradicated from public usage NOW.

[isadora]

Hmm. Sounds like the kind of thing a marketing or PR person would tell you to say. I can't help but imagine some consulting firm discussing the use of various euphemisms for poo. "Based on our research results, people find the term "doodoo" cute but not offensive."

[NeoMaxy]

:nono: Have you seen the commercial? I find it's level of stupidity offensive.

[vanessa]

I am embarassed for everybody involved when I see that commercial. It's trying to be cute, but just comes off as inane.

[roly]

This word (doo-doo) needs to be eradicated from public usage NOW.
It always cracks me up because it reminds me of the first Mr. Hanky ep of South Park: "Kyle! Did you just throw doo-doo at Eric?!" Hee. It's all in Mr. Garrison's delivery.

[NeoMaxy]

Mr. Garrison is the only one who can get away with it.

I've decided not to grudge on Renee Z and Nicole K since I came to a revelation...they're taking all the roles that used to go to Helen Hunt. And the fewer jobs Helen can get, the happier I am.

Suck it, HELEN!

[deux]

If that's the reasoning then all we have to do is find someone a little less obnoxious to replace Julia Roberts as well.

[isadora]

Seriously, Julia bettah not have a bigger role in the sequel to Ocean's Eleven than she had in the original. She was such a buzzkill! The movie stopped COLD every time she entered the frame.

A buzzkill in a movie featuring Pitt and Clooney at their uber hottest with a cameo by The J. *doubles over* I just felt a biological imperative thinking about it, yo.

[inthestars]

Originally posted by NeoMaxy
I know a guy that co-starred with Jessica Alba in a movie and he hatehatehates her. He's since quit acting for the most part, but his hate remains strong.

Got any more dirt on that?

[NeoMaxy]

He mostly hated her during her Dark Angel spurt of fame. I'm sure he feels better about it since whatever her last crap movie was came out.

[Linda]

Originally posted by Linda
My grudge list is too long to post as I hate nearly all celebrities. In fact I hate practically everyone, regardless of fame status. I am gratified to see Samantha Mathis on so many lists. Hers is the face the devil sees when he/she looks in the mirror.

It's not that long anymore:

:flamnono:

Samantha Mathis
Pete Sampras
John Lennon
Nicole Kidman
Gywnneth Paltrow

:madnono:

Beek
Angelina Jolie
Leona from X Factor 3
Piers Morgan
Bryan McFadden from Westlife
Sean Hannity

:nono:

Kerry Katona
K-Fed
Paris Hilton
Jodie Marsh
Harry Hill

[NeoMaxy]

K-Fed?!?!

[isadora]

My list has not changed much!

:flamnono:
Gloria Estefan — for her bravery in the face of tragedy smilie_curse
"Leaf” Phoenix — itt should have been you, bitch!
Kim Basinger — the only good Kim is a dead Kim (see Tom Petty’s “Last Dance with Mary Jane” video)
--NEW--Gwyneth Paltrow!
--NEW--Star Jones!
--UPGRADED--Tom Cruise

:madnono:
--NEW--Paris Hilton--for being useless/racist/classist, classless/evil whore
Michael Douglas
Lara “Thin” Boyle
David E. (for “I love my Emaciated bitches” Kelley
Alyssa Milano — I can.not. believe I forgot her. OMG. I hate her almost as much as I hated her fucking cunt character on Who’s da Boss? --I now hate her because Charmed outlasted Angel!
Barbara Walters — for creating The View and, especially, for asking Monica what phone sex is. So fucking stupid.
Jay Leno — because he’s not fucking funny and he’s a tool. And he makes stupid gay jokes. And I hate him.


:nono:
Samantha Mathis (deserved obscurity)
Martha Plimpton
--DOWNGRADED--Ben Affleck — for waiting until the last minute to call off the wedding! I’ll nevah see that Vera Wang dress now, you stupid bastard. Also, get over yourself.

Off the list:
Penelope Cruz
Mia Sara

Why did I care about either of those bitches? There must be more!

[Linda]

Originally posted by NeoMaxy
K-Fed?!?!

He appeared on WWE RAW!

[NeoMaxy]

A pimp's gotta eat! :D