Creek Freaks: Still Crazy After All These Years

[isadora]

What are your favorite crazies up to?

Jill Leigh? Still at the D/Jo message board!

Stela? Now the mod at the Beek board at FF!

Jerry D.? Still kerr-azy!

[NeoMaxy]

I'm going to take a stab and say not having sex or working on their self-esteem problems.

[Herman]

I don't keep track with them anymore but I do want to know:

1) Where does Monica M live now?
2) How about the Irish chick who moves to Wilmington?
3) How are Sugz and Jenn23 doing?
4) Has Candice stopped crying

[Sugz]

Im good. Thanks for askin'

[Herman]

I'd like to know from a netral point of view. You're always biased.

[Sugz]

*shrug*

Fair enough.

[Linda]

When did Jerry leave the DC board at FF?

[isadora]

I think it was when he got promoted to be lone senior staff admin-y type guy. He was modding both FF and mediablvd until lief made him the shit at FF. Then mediablvd told him to stop down due to 'conflict of interests' and, due to his oh so heavy work load at FF, he turned modding duties over to Sugz. Roxy, perhaps to escape the trials of having to work with Sugz (<---Speculation) handed her duties over to Kim/NikNak.

DAMMIT, I can't type on my laptaop AT ALL. Fuck it!

[vanessa]

Two P/Joers in charge of the FF DC board? I imagine none of the Daisy kids post there now for sure. They're so mean to us!

<--Never goes to FF anymore. I kinda miss the spoiler thread.

[isadora]

And Sugz and Mandy/sunchild chased the D/Jers away from mediablvd, too! The D/Jers were doing their usual whiny/bitchy/kerr-azzy ass song and dance -- in their own threads at the Beek board -- and Sugz and Mandy refused to simply watch and enjoy.

They kept posting and/or tattling on the D/Jers and their stupid crazy threads and basically got the D/Jers in trouble for Josh-bashing and being generally kerr-azy. As usual, they took what was an oasis of entertainment in a dying fandom and ruined it. *sob* Of course, I wasn't really keeping up like I used to so it didn't matter so much to me personally but still! It's the principle!

You really have to have a line when you're picking on a group as sensitive as the D/Jers (or they'll go underground and you can't really enjoy HOW crazy they are). That's the difference between them and us, I guess. We have a line of bitchery! And sanity. :D

[vanessa]

I still blame the FF P/Joers for contributing to the D/Joers leaving after the finale spoilers broke and I'll never take that from my grudge list. Sure, Monica (*sniff* where is that crazy girl?) told them not to post, but if the P/Joers hadn't been so fervent about the win, we could have had so much more fun. The difference between us and the P/J hardcore shippers is that they are actually in it for the win; we're just in it for the fun.

[roly]

Pfft. Speak for yourself.

http://rolymurp.homestead.com/files/suckitup.gif

[isadora]

Hee! I really wanted to win, too, but, given my dislike for most extreme shipping, I could have found some joy in a D/J win.

*sniff* I'll never hate a fictional couple like that again! They really were magical!

[vanessa]

Ok ok, mea culpa. Roly's the winner; Stela's the looser.

[Roxy]

I was in it for the fun, win and of course... the power trip. I was a BNF, y'all. :devfing:

Well, I was mostly in it for their pain. Hee.

[Sugz]

Er no, Roxy left the DC board in Kim's care far before I was even a twinkle in its eye. Nice try though.

The James board at MB however, that's where your dreams of bitch fights and tattling come true but on the contrary that was all in good fun.

Well, I had fun.

[isadora]

Um, I think I said that Roxy leaving to get away from you was my spec. I think anyone who was even sort of paying attention could tell that you and dumbchild chasing the D/Jers away was fact and not something I "dreamed" up.

[Sugz]

*shrug*

What can I say? DJers scare easy.

[Roxy]

Is Tauby still freaktastic?

[isadora]

Dudes! Stela is missing! She's no longer the mod at the Beek board --in fact they don't have a mod at all (another chance for Linda?) -- and she hasn't posted at FF since November, from what my cursory stalking tells me. Hee. DAMN Cranberry for posting a link to FF!

[Sarah]

She can still be properly stalked (http://www.mediablvd.com/forums/search.php?search_author=Stela) at MB, Is.

[isadora]

Oh! Bwah! Nevahmind. Hee! I can't stand that web site! She chose sides. I had no idea. Further proof that I am COMPLETELY out of the loop!

[IssieCol]

You scared me! I thought my favorite crazy was gone! She's still the mod at the MB Beek board. And while I was there, I found this (http://www.mediablvd.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8553).

It nevah ends! All is right in my world again.

[Linda]

I'm going to start posting at FF again. But I'm not going to go for the Beek board. What's the point if Stela is no longer there? :(

[Cranberry]

Originally posted by isadora
Oh! Bwah! Nevahmind. Hee! I can't stand that web site! She chose sides. I had no idea. Further proof that I am COMPLETELY out of the loop!

Jerry D kinda chose for her. Stela and her co-mod, kats, weren't participating on their FF board, so he "asked them to step down." Hee.

[NeoMaxy]

*lights up the Beek Signal*

Damn, I should read *both* pages before replying. People actually chose sides? How do you choose between Lame with too many forums and Lame with too many forums?

I bet its all contingent on avatar selection, isn't it?

[isadora]

Jerry D. is responsible! I KNEW IT! BASTARDO! *fumes*

[Roxy]

Originally posted by NeoMaxy

I bet its all contingent on avatar selection, isn't it?

:dblnono: It's a business, not a playground. Hee!

[NeoMaxy]

Harumph! Mediablvd lets you upload avatars when you have just one post, whereas you need like 500 for that at FF, right? I find Fanforum's selection rather limiting! Hee.

[Cranberry]

Pfft. Why should we be nice to the newbies? Hee.

[Fox1013]

I'm surprised neither CranAmy nor Roxy has linked to this post (http://www.livejournal.com/users/llamacran/52472.html).

Roxy? Amy? Y'all are my HEROES.

[Cranberry]

Hee. *cough*thesecondoneisevenbetter (http://www.livejournal.com/users/llamacran/52496.html)*cough*

I'm shocked neither Jerry D nor anyone at MediaBlvd has written to us or made a public statement yet.

[Roxy]

Hee. That would require backbone, Amy. We all know none of them have that.

[Cranberry]

I keep expecting a big e-mail essay from Jerry... you know, one where he says the same thing over and over in different words with lots of commas. He's probably too busy crying to write it, though.

[Roxy]

Ha! Don't forget the part where he plays the victim!! :nono:

Because really, everything is always about him. :rolleyes:

[Cranberry]

His posts on the mod board make me laugh. I'm still annoyed that he deleted our resignation thread twice, even though he reposted it like the pussy he is. Nice of him to take away our access after literally five minutes, too, so we can't even respond to anyone on it.

[Roxy]

All that aside, remember how many times we were asked to leave thelma's resignation alone even though we had no plans to respond? Then he decides to debate on our resignation after taking away our ability to respond? What a bitch thing to do.

[Cranberry]

That's exactly what I thought last night. He's such a bitch.

[isadora]

Didn't the same thing happen to him at PN? Roxy posted a Jerry D. slaughter at PN and then he was banned before he had a chance to respond?

In this case, you didquit and your mod priveleges should have been taken away.

That's not to say that I don't think you were right to quit; you should have quit long ago!

Here's why I can't stand FF or Mediablvd. An anonymous poster replied to Cran's LJ and then signed the post. She didn't just sign it, oh no! Hee. She signed it something like: Nikki AKA ~*Nikki*~! :rollin:

That's funny! Also, Brendon Fehr of Roswell having access to your private mod board is HYSTERICAL. Like, I almost couldn't breath when I read that.

And the mediablvd peeps being behind the FF hacking was quelle surprise! Except for that part where anybody who didn't believe that before was a dumbass.

[vanessa]

Originally posted by isadora
And the mediablvd peeps being behind the FF hacking was quelle surprise! Except for that part where anybody who didn't believe that before was a dumbass.
You know, that certainly seems obvious, but they didn't even spoof the IP address when they hacked FF? That seems like something that somebody who had root access would know to do. And it is awfully easy, no matter what that little D/Jo kid (I can't remember his name now - something dude or dude something?) wanted people to think. Maybe it was them, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was somebody allegedly on the FF side. There are borderline personalities and drama queens on both sides of this conflict. That GoldenBoy always seemed fishy to me.

I'm surprised that Roxy and Cranberry had any dealing with Jerry at all after the (best thread ever) thread at PP about him harassing her.

[Roxy]

Originally posted by isadora
Didn't the same thing happen to him at PN? Roxy posted a Jerry D. slaughter at PN and then he was banned before he had a chance to respond?

In this case, you didquit and your mod priveleges should have been taken away.

Jerry was banned from PN a few days after all that hit the fan. I didn't have admin controls for that site, so I wasn't behind that.

As for having the privs taken away, I totally agree. However, there is also an unwritten rule of FF where you don't turn resignation threads into debate threads (unfair for debate reasons) and I guess that's not the case anymore. That's what I'm bitching about. I've seen much worse said on the way out. I think my fave was when the U2 (I think that was the board) mods quit because they believed FF was hoarding all the money that was donated to the site.

Good times.

[Cranberry]

Ha, I remember when Lisa told me Leif was hoarding all the money donated to the site and using it to pay for his nice new car. I think she was lying; he bought the car when the site was making legitimate money through ads and sold it later, when the site started losing cash. I still found it funny, though. She was such a backstabbing bitch. Her favorite little trick was to "accidentally" forward people nasty e-mails someone else had written about them. Yeah, I accidentally do that ALL the TIME. :rolleyes:

[Roxy]

Ha. Lisa couldn't even keep her lies straight. All she did was make up stories about the money. What a cunt.

[NeoMaxy]

I don't know anything about her personally, but I do have big issues with posters who put baby/small child pics of their children in their avatars. *shudder* It's just sort-of creepy when it's on a fan board and it clearly points out that the person should have bigger priorities, you know? Get offline and go play with your ugly kids!

[Cranberry]

Yeah, that's one thing I'll say for Leif, Kenn and Angela: they spent more time offline with their kids than they did at Fan Forum. Lisa's kids have special needs, too. That woman needs to get her priorities straight.

I'm really amused that our resignation turned into such a big thing. This was actually our idea of "going quietly."

[Roxy]

Word, Neo. But for all the time that she spent online, I can say that she wasn't always posting or irritating the shit out of people. Which is a hell of a lot more than what I can say for Jerry D. I don't think that dude EVER sleeps. He is ALWAYS online.

[deux]

Did evidence ever come to light that that really was a Mrs Jerry D.?

[NeoMaxy]

http://www.sweetfreshcorn.com/images/corn_jpg.jpg

[Roxy]

Originally posted by deux
Did evidence ever come to light that that really was a Mrs Jerry D.?

I've spoken to her once. She seemed nice.

[Cranberry]

Dude, Roxy! Thelma replaced us! We should have seen that one coming.

For anyone who hasn't had the pleasure of dealing with her, thelma is a great friend of Jerry D's; she's around 50 years old and overly conservative. She used to mod the Off-Topic board, and if she saw a thread about tampons or one called "Can You Pee (if someone on the cover of a magazine is staring at you)" she'd close them for being "inappropriate." She'd close threads about lip gloss for being too "fluffy," but then she'd go on to discuss her boyfriend giving her oral sex (except as a bizarre Oreo cookie metaphor). Anyway, she hates Roxy and me and we're not too fond of her. I'm not at all surprised she replaced us.

[Puppet of Love]

I'm still bitter over her mindless slaughter of the "Do you pee in the shower?" thread.

Seriously dude, that could have changed lives.

[Victrola]

I have a pic of JerryD's wife.

Shes actually a hottie. Check it out:

Mrs. JerryD (http://www.realdoll.com/image/melissa/mel02.jpg)

She even helps him with his hummel collection.

[Vermont Slayer]

Originally posted by Puppet of Love
I'm still bitter over her mindless slaughter of the "Do you pee in the shower?" thread.

Seriously dude, that could have changed lives.

The children! Won't anyone think about the children?!

[Puppet of Love]

Originally posted by Victrola

Mrs. JerryD (http://www.realdoll.com/image/melissa/mel02.jpg)

What a loser. Everyone knows that when you get that model, you go for the redhead.

[Victrola]

Thelma is a douchebag. I have no respect for a woman who can't even acknowledge that when her board gets a new comod, she leaves for 2 weeks and expects said comod to actually give a rats ass about what she thinks is right. I mean, with all these old fartknockers giving up so much free time to run these fan forums, you would have to think they would be making big bucks or something. No, though, they do it out of the pure kindness of their hearts. I would assume they just have no real control and feel completely inadequate in their own lives. Since they are about to die, they might as well try and affect thousands of young women across the universe with their love oforeo cookie sexual innuendos and Dawson and Joey.

Someone please give me your two fingers so I can vomit.

Edited because I am so awesome I use typos.

[Ginni]

Oh my god. This is really quite boring. This will be why I don't frequent any of those boards, or have any of you on my buddylist.

*weeps for cred that has all but vanished*

See the CRAZY in the thread title? Because you've got a slightly better grasp on reality than JerryD and all his Lisa, Leif, Kenn and Angela buddies doesn't actually mean you're NOT crazy. It's just a lesser amount of crazy.

*does the Peter Kay roundy-roundy-cuckoo sign at all newbies*

[vanessa]

Originally posted by Ginni
*does the Peter Kay roundy-roundy-cuckoo sign at all newbies*
I have no clue what this means, but Ginni is so my girlfriend right now. :heart:

[Herman]

Yeah. While I :heart: fandom gossip, this is extremely boring because the all names mentioned are unrecognizable, it's like hearing not so juicy gossips about random strangers. I would be :luv:ing it if the people involved in this were our favorite DC crazies like Stela or Jill Leigh, but could this whole Lisa/Leif/Thelma business stay on boards where they are actually known, or just be passed over IMs? Thank youh.

[snickerdoodle]

wake me when it's all over.

[Victrola]

My bad, I was responding to comments previously made. I didn't realize the problem. Carry on about.. whoever you were talking about..

[piggay]

:devsnat:

*slaps snick*

Wake up! I think it's over.

[Fox1013]

...I am the only person in the world left watching my S5 Creek/Glory Days tapes and reliving the joy, aren't I?

On the one hand, my life is sad. Woe. Angst.

On the other, y'all should be writing Jen/Audrey fic for me.


Hi. I live in the past. Just be glad I'm not asking for Glory Days fic.

[piggay]

Fox, I think yo are the only person I know who even bothered to tape Glory Days.

[Fox1013]

It's actually not a bad show. I kind of ended up really enjoying rewatching. It's smart and it's sassy and I'm telling you, Ellie = Chloe.

...Help. Me.

[romantical]

I think Fox was the only person to actually watch Glory Days

[romantical]

For those who can't let it go, Soapcity.com has DC episodes (http://www.soapcity.com/dc/index.jhtml) available for download.

[Fox1013]

*waits impatiently for them to offer Audrey-centric eps for downloading*

[IssieCol]

Aww, Sarah, they're still talking about you!

*tear

From Julialex:
That's why I always found the DJ claims that they wouldn't have gloated over a DJ victory to be so false. When they thought they had a victory, they gloated with maximum energy. So the PJ trophy dance at the end always felt to me like a case of what goes around comes around.

And SkerryD!
That trophy dance was hilarious! It was one of the funniest things that I’ve ever seen here at Fan Forum. The trophy, the cheering crowds, and all the other pictures posted had me cracking up at my desk. It was like the last hurrah of the Dawson’s Creek fandom.

I thought it was ovah, like for everybody! Clearly, it is not. (http://forums.fanforum.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=010562&p=1) Viva la kerrazies!

[Sarah]

That thread! :rollin:

[snickerdoodle]

That thread makes my head hurt.

[IssieCol]

But props to Joske for fighting the fight, man. He's the only one left!

AND! They're now so bored, they've resorted to gossiping about us (or, you know, not so much me, but Neo and the other VIPs) in the gossip thread! BWAH! I :heart: that! Actually, no I :luv: :luv: :luv: that.

[NeoMaxy]

BWAH! That's so cute! It's truly amazing how bitter some people can be and how devoid of HUMOR. But it's no surprise that they can't recognize a fucking joke.

ETA: What's funny is that most of them have IMed or been in a chat with Paul (or the Ferryman! :rollin:) at least once and thought they were hot shit as a result. Some of them rather recently. But you don't see them posting about that, do you? Apparently it's rather roomy up Paul's ass!

<---was never a shipper. Just ask Linda!

[vanessa]

So, we're obsessed fangirls, except we never go to that board anymore (this was my first time in months) and we hardly ever talk about DC. I think the obsesso-meter is miscalibrated here.

It's funny how everybody is buddy-buddy with JerryD now. When they wanted to talk smack about him they came to us, but he's apparently back to one of the gang status.

DC Lurkers: Note that we've, for the most part, moved on. Please drive on through.

[deux]

Aww, I can never move on from the crazies. I hope they never stop. I need reminders like this to remember to go have a gander at the old FF. Lots of nudge, nudge, wink, winking about chatting with Paul. And The J's "request" to Mandy about not posting pics of his family wasn't taken as anything like a stern (although dipolomatic) warning or that he's a smidge scared of obsessed fan. Just more nudge, nudge, wink, wink, The J's been in contact!

The hypocrisy of complaining about images being pinched from websites with no credit given makes fun reading. The shock and dismay shown on quite a few of the threads over that being done to her is pretty amazing when, well you know the rest.

[isadora]

I LOVE how much they hate us. It warms my dark, cold heart! *sniff* I don't get why they're so angry but it's amusing all the same.

Jerry D!
"Thanks for clearing that up Beth!"
:rollin:

OMG, that is so funny that it almost hurts.

Seriously, did they not get that Neo was not exactly serious? Do they really think we take credit for that? That we call ourselves The Fellowship of the Surl? :rollin: Have there ever been a dumber group of people? I mean, we've *joked* amongst ourselves that, luckily, Paul had us to tell him how much Dawson and Joey sucked but, unlike those who rose to power while the fandom was in ashes, we don't actually think we can speak on behalf of the show's producers.

The FUNNIEST thing about this is that I recall Neo telling me right after she posted that Fellowship thing that she wrote that just to annoy the lurking kerr-azies!! *dies* That Neo can really push the buttons, no? :heart:

Aww! Sometimes I miss those crazies!

[vanessa]

I am amused by the number of lurkers in this thread right now, actually. I love the info this board gives me.

[IssieCol]

except we never go to that board anymore

Speak for yourself! I will track the kerrazies always! Issie + Kerrazies = RLTL4EVAH!!!

Oh, and deux, SunChild's rise to power and her newfound self-importance as a result of it is perhaps, one of the best things I've seen happen in the fandom in quite some time. Possibly, ever.

[NeoMaxy]

The FUNNIEST thing about this is that I recall Neo telling me right after she posted that Fellowship thing that she wrote that just to annoy the lurking kerr-azies!!
Hee. I think my exact words were something like, watch how long it takes lurking lameos to take that and RUN with it. I wonder how it must feel to be so predictable?

And actually, if they read that post correctly, the funny part is that I never said who the Fellowship was. I never said it was anyone here, but the remaining five fandom crazies sure made that jump. I find it amusing that they are so easily baited and emotionally manipulated.

It's almost as funny as when I used to have a fake FF name and post fake spoilers in S5 & S6 to see how long it would take both fancamps to jump in and verify their accuracy, which they both did.

Should I reveal that *I* really was Shumbadog and Stela as well? :rollin: Crazy bitches!

[Fox1013]

DC Lurkers: Note that we've, for the most part, moved on. Please drive on through.
I would like to note that I am not part of that most part. I am being a delusional crazy femslasher, and I am writing Jen/Audrey until the keyboard is pried from my cold, dead fingers.

*sniffles*

[jennk]

OMB! I'm crying. That thread is just. So. Good.


It's funny how everybody is buddy-buddy with JerryD now. When they wanted to talk smack about him they came to us, but he's apparently back to one of the gang status.Word. The best part about that thread is that the main people posting are the people who always lurked at PP religiously (I'm assuming they're still here) and jumped in to show you all the love whenever you were talking shit about the people that they hated.

And I know I've been gone for awhile, but wasn't everyone calling Jerry D a creepy stalker not that long ago? What happened there?

[deux]

Should I reveal that *I* really was Shumbadog and Stela as well?Bugger! I always thought Shumbadog was me.


Oh, and deux, SunChild's rise to power and her newfound self-importance as a result of it is perhaps, one of the best things I've seen happen in the fandom in quite some time. Possibly, ever.Quite meteoric! Even if it is the usual old cloaked in mystery, a.k.a. nothing to the story. Somehow though the site has evolved to being sanctified by The J as his official fansite. By some. To be that proud about a celeb contacting me to ask me to stop doing something that was making them feel uncomfortable? I have a lot to learn.

*takes phone call from Ewan blathering on about stalking laws*

He's just so cute when he uses all those legal phrases!

[ophy]

I am so :rollin: over here.

Do u think Neo will still be kerrazy baiting when we are all old and gray and living in Fangirl Nursing Home together. Do u.

I sure as hell hope so.

[Res]

Today at work there was some debate about the proper way to pronounce a word. Someone thought aboretum should be pronounced a-bore-a-tum but someone agreed with me that it should be pronounced r-bore-ee-tum. I wasn't about to say that I thought Hamster Boy and his Delusional S**lm*t* pronounced it that way in a DC ep.

[BreezyK]

Miss Alli at pamie's blog, says about her name:
Believe me, if I had it to do over again, my TWoP name would just be "Linda." You have to understand that at the time I chose it, "Miss Alli" was merely one of a gazillion message board handles never expected to have any significance. Little did I know. I sort of roll my eyes at it myself, as I think it makes me sound like a perky and dominating prostitute, but the situation is what it is. Sigh. I'm tempted to reply and say "I wish it was still Glory, Girl Writer" or "I know Linda and you, my dear, are NO LINDA."

Hee. That whole thing still makes me laugh.

[The Ferryman]

Helo evrywon! I am knew too theez boords. Just wuntid two drawp buy und cey hillo! Hillo!

PS: Whut's an arbortraium?

[ophy]

Heh. I think it's funie that someone named The Ferryman (and yes, I do choose to believe that you are the real Ferryman simply becaus it makes life a little more shiny) is posting in the Creek Freak thread. I mean, the real Ask Jason must have dealt with his share of the superfreaks.

Damn, where did I put all of those "Ferryman" quotes? I used up a whole lot of them back in the day at the other site when Jason first took over from Ask Liz (it was Liz, wasn't it? I grow old and my mind dims).

I did find this one . . .
The ferryman’s slim and the ferryman’s young, With just a soft tang in the turn of his tongue; And he’s fresh as a pippin and brown as a berry . . .

[The Ferryman]

"Brown as a berry"... I like that one.

[Ginni]

Aww... How cute is this? Ophy and The Ferryman together at last, chatting face to face on this here thread.

*sniff*

It's so beautiful.

:heart:

[ophy]

Yes, isn't it?

And stoopid me went and got myself engaged to mr.o before this beautiful moment came to pass. Ah, Life is so cruel. No toe sucking for ophy. *cries bitterly*

Hey, does anyone still have my old "ophy's choice" icon from pp.com - the one with Jason in front of the Beek?

This has been me, this past year . . .
Beneath the appearances, we were happy, but there was no ferryman, no rush of light and air, no trees that lacked the intelligence of trees. - Brian Kitely

*sniff*

The "brown as a berry" quote was from Theophile Julius Henry Marzials . . .which, btw, would be an excellent name for a WB character, if one were so inclined to be writing scripts for the new pilot season, hint hint.

[isadora]

I want Jason to do audio commentaries on the DVD. Why doesn't Paul share the love with the L.A. Office?

[isadora]

I got a funny email from someone in Italy this morning:

HI!!!! HAVE YOU GOT A PHOTO WITH PACEY NAKED?????
CAN YOU SEND IT TO ME???? PLEASE!!!

[Res]

When I woke up this morning I heard the d.j. announcing celeb birthdays - apparently it is Paula Cole's36th. Then he played her biggest hit. Despite my thinking of the Red Sweater Dance my day has just gone downhill since.

[ripleybogle]

Castaways "dalies" (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=18839&item=4019619195&rd=1) on ebay : nearly 54 hours of Josh and Katie flirting between takes! They went for 394$ ! I really really really hope that that chuela199 person is someone still crazily involved in the fandom (like, say, Sunchild) who will be proud to share.

[deux]

I'm sure you'd hear if it were Sunchild. Winks and nudges would abound.

[Herman]

But it's $394 for Dawson's Creek stuff, and it's 2004. There's just no way it's not Sunchild.

[Lolliki]

The caps of The J and Katie behind the scenes in Castaways have been added to her site. Bwha!

[IssieCol]

Was there ever some sort of countdown for how long it would take SunChild to get her hands on a copy of those dailies? 'Cause she has them (at least part of them) up on her site now. They're pretty funny. Josh and Katie diss La Spears, sing some vintage Clapton together, and generally crack each other up between takes. I just know that those dailies include some sort of footage of Josh and Katie making their plans for hot sexin' after work and that Mandy is keeping it all to herself just to spite Isadora! Share the goods!

[isadora]

Aww. The Lure of RLTL is so.strong.

I may have to download that shit.

[LaaLaa]

I'm weak. It was cute. What was that business Katie was saying about not knowing anything personal about a "him" and a year after wrapping he'll just be a memory or some shit? Who? Beek? Random PA who thinks they're friends? Man, so choppy.

Katie (w/shaving cream): Move. Back it up. I'm going to put it all over your face and watch you take each and every...
Josh: You have been having the most incredible entendres today...

Bwahahaha. It's alive. It's aliiive!

[Lolliki]

:heart: RLTL :heart:

I *want* that DVD of the dalies, damnit.

How cute are they?


Katie: "We can do it, Josh."
Josh: "Hmmm?"
Katie:"We can do it?"
Josh:"What? We, can...Oh, we can do it!"

Issie - plans for hot sexin?

In other news, while I was waiting for the clip to download, I had a snoop around Mandy's discussion board.


What the heck is Paceyporn? I hate to admit but it sounds intreging not that I would ever think such a thing being a married woman and all

Bwha!

[isadora]

What is PaceyPorn? I wouldn't know. I'm a married woman, too.

[Res]

Originally posted by LaaLaa
What was that business Katie was saying about not knowing anything personal about a "him" and a year after wrapping he'll just be a memory or some shit? Who? Beek? Random PA who thinks they're friends?

Couldn't have been about the J since they hooked up after his Oxford speechifying.

I watched the rerun of Ellen where KH was promoting PoA. Thought it was funy that they talked more about DC and Joey's choice than they did about the movie.

<-- unmarried woman

[LaaLaa]

Hussies. We're all hussies.

[vanessa]

:rollin:

Married lovers of Pacey unite! How our husbands would be pissed if they knew!



Oh wait, they already know.

[deux]

I must be going deaf because, wow, did I need that transcript.

[dashboardlight]

I just saw this JJ sighting from the fifth season posted over at TWOP by Bronwen:

I just happened to be having drinks in the lobby with friends when he strolled out hand-in-hand with Rosario Dawson.

And my first thought was "his mom sold him out!"

[Res]

My thought was "She has friends?"

More likely: "Trying to bribe my kids."

[NeoMaxy]

She just happened to be in the lobby. I wonder how many hours she just happened to be there when he just happened to stroll by...

My guess is 14.

[Herman]

Wrong. The answer is 13. Fourteen is when she just happened to be driving past his house.

[isadora]

Of course she just happened to be there! In Wilmy! For the first week of filming of S5! And she just happened to be in Raleigh the day they filmed the credit sequence for S5, too!

Her ability to show up where The J will be is uncanny! It's like she just knows somehow.

[brittles]

It's destiny, they're just meant to be together forever! Well, sure, she has to take out Mandy first but sigh the things you do for love.

[IssieCol]

Aww, leave her alone! She just wants to check in on her son/boyfriend.

And IIRC, she's not the only one who went to NY for that event.

*runs*

[NeoMaxy]

I really, really miss drinking with Ginni.

[isadora]

One fan's letter to the Oprah Show, hoping to meet Katie. (http://www.mediablvd.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=628716&highlight=#628716)

Um, every.single.line. is so amazing I can't believe it. It reminded me of when diesel and I used to IM with D/Jer posts and cackle endlessly. Oh, Monica M. you are missed!

My favorite line from the linked post:

I can attest to [my mother's] feelings by her telling me when the show finished that although we had not left the house or gotten off the couch for the entire weekend it felt like we had gone on an incredible adventure and were spent with emotion.


He and HIS MOTHER were "spent with emotion" after an 18-hour Creekthon! I really need to go to MediaBlvd more often. HOW did I find time to follow the kerr-azies? I miss my old job! Hee!

[vanessa]

Maybe that's Bronwen's child?

[deux]

Hopefully Oprah's staff have a "special" basket they can file that one in.

[NeoMaxy]

The promo for the "Hot young stars of today surprise their biggest fans" that aired for Oprah today said Usher and Mischa Barton. Has Katiepoo been replaced as the skinny brunette actress with temper tantrums or will this be a regular segment?

[IssieCol]

I'm guessing KH will probably be part of the same show as another segment. What cracked me up was that the KH fans thought she'd get her own Oprah hour. As IF Le Winfrey would waste a whole hour on any former Creek stah when the entire cast of Friends had to share an hour. Fanaticism does skew your perspective in scary ways, doesn't it?

[deux]

On The J's Q&A thread at MB, a question to Mandy on whether she's seen his Vancouver abode as well as his Topanga Canyon one has her replying- Nope, can't say that I have (or really would want to). Just the thought of knowing about the other house kinda creeps me out.

The reply to that:- Well considering the circumstances on how you saw his LA home, I thoroughly understand!

Is this the story of her rummaging in his garbage bin? (Which I've never actually heard.)

<-- looks to Sarah for dirt

[IssieCol]

I don't know if anyone keeps tabs anymore, but I went trolling around old DC sites and I think one of the old MBTVers (SarahJanet) is getting married soon. On the opposite side of the news spectrum, over at PoTL, someone said that Kilby died. I never knew either one of them, but I figured I'd pass along the information anyway.

[NeoMaxy]

Sarahjanet (http://sarahjanet.diaryland.com/) is getting married on the day that HP6 comes out. There will be some pissed off kids at that wedding, including the bride.

Kilby, though dead, did suck for how she treated Pilar.

[isadora]

Neo, tell me a story!

Remind me how she treated Pilar? I only remember her as the definitive writer of Dawson & Gretchen.

[NeoMaxy]

Maybe Laura would be better to tell it, but I remember that she was all pals with Pilar until they met in person and found out that she was bi and proceeded to freak the fuck out on her. If I recall, it was pretty ugly.

[vanessa]

I was looking for Jen LJ icons today (because I am not interested in my job and have something long-running going anyway) and saw this thing of beauty: A Pacey/Tamara Icon set (http://www.livejournal.com/community/dc_icons/130698.html#cutid1). I thought maybe a few people around here would enjoy, and possibly sign up to use them even. Hee.

[Res]

Opps - wrong thread.

[Sarah]

There wasn't really a good thread for this. Anyway, Sars and Wing do all that crap for MSNBC now, right? Well this time it's an Oscar prediction thing on video (http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6970010/). I could barely pay attention to what they were saying because I was too distracted by Wing's bizarre choice of outfit/earring combo.

[diesel]

Is it wrong that I gave Wing a point when she said Sars was overrated?

[Herman]

Wing herself is terribly overrated. As for Sars, I don't even know if she's rated at all. I don't visit MBTV anymore, but I don't remember many people who have said she's very funny.

Come to think of it, the case is same with Wing. She's overrated only by herself, if asskissers don't count.

[isadora]

Wow.

That was WEIRD ass shit.

[jennk]

So I don't think those two are the funniest people who ever lived or anything, but they're usually better than that, aren't they?

I mean, I couldn't even tell if that was supposed to be comedy.

[NeoMaxy]

Comments on pamie's site (http://www.haloscan.com/comments/pamie/110901199728850808) after she links to a recap. Angry reviewers and even angrier TWOP admins and recappers show up and prove that yes, they're still assholes. You can figure out who some of the recappers are because they all link up to their personal websites (drama queens).

Sars, Wing Chunt, and Miss Alli all make appearances.


I think it's very amusing that the majority of the comments defending Pamie are from other TWoP recappers. That attack dog mob mentality is just another reason why TWoP sucks ass now. Hope your forums crash yet again, bitches!

[isadora]

Curious.

What's wrong with disagreeing with the recapper? Don't get me wrong, I thought the criticism was total ass but who fucking cares if some lame-o disagrees with you? Seriously, don't they get emails like that every.day?


Omar: That said, I still think it's insanely rude to go to someone's personal site and tell them, in this vaguely bullshit sympathetic tone, that they're wrong in their assessment of A FREAKIN' TV SHOW.

I don't get why that's rude.


Yeah, it's unbelievable to see Pam, who's turned out literally hundreds of insightful and hilarious (not to mention free for the readers) recaps on numerous different shows, be castigated practically in her own living room for opinions expressed in one recap.
Are they still playing that song? Because I haven't been there in years to hear it and I'm STILL fucking sick of it!
:curse: :curse: :curse:
I like this response:

I don't understand the contention that Pamie provides her recaps for free and thus it is ungrateful to critique them. After all, Gilmore Girls is provided for free as well, and that's fair game for Pamie to snark upon.


But what you and your 15 pages of "cool kids" hiding over on fanforum and congratulating yourself for being "outcasts" don't seem to get is that what the people who got warned did to Pamie was not the equivalent of saying to another poster "I disagree with you and here's why." It was the equivalent of "I disagree with you, and your post sucks because of it."

Hee. I see no problem with that whatsoever.

Seriously, they get *that* hurt when a shipper or some nutty fan gets mad at one of their recaps?
My GOD they are sensitive little recappers, aren't they?

And let's just consider for a second that not all recaps are created equally, k? If you're phoning it and someone calls you out maybe that's a good thing?

[diesel]

I loooooooove the posts where people say that if they have criticism of a recap or a recapper/moderator, they should email the TWoP site admins because they're sure they'd appreciate the constructive criticism.

Excuse me while I die laughing.

Okay, back now.

What I really don't get is that everyone is attacking the first chick who posted because she criticized Pamie for not liking the episode. What I got from the first post was: "Hey, you don't have to like every episode, but couldn't you at least be funny?" (Which, btw, explains exactly how I felt about Sars's DC recaps during season 5. I mean, jebus, I hate the fucktacular show, too, but girlfriend just wasn't bringing the funny at all anymore.) All the TWoP twats seem to say it's OK to criticize the writing itself, yet they seem to have missed the fact that it's eactly what Pamie was being criticized for. Oh how I :luv: the sactimonious hypocrisy.

I also think it's hilarious that Pamie hasn't really made an appearance and yet dozens of TWoP peeps have jumped on to say how personally insulted/hurt/whatever she is.

Please, it's not like everyone came to her site and spam-bombed it with "Pamie is a cunt!" :rollin:

[IssieCol]

Dear Miss Alli/Linda/GloryGirl Writer,

Can you tell me where I can read your "Dawson's Creek" fanfiction? Thanks bunches!


Which one of you did this? Neo, is that you?

I loved her fast as fire response! That was awesome.

[vanessa]

Maybe Pamie hasn't said much cause she has, you know, shame. Or an understanding of how criticism is not a priviledge only for the TWoP writers.


Seriously, don't they get emails like that every.day?

Yeah, and I think they ban the people who send them, if they can figure out who the writer is. Maybe they also get their gang to send 12 emails along to, just to give you the full effect.

[NeoMaxy]

Wasn't me, Issie. But it is the first time I've ever seen her publically admit she was the author. Even back in the day, she'd sign her emails with "Glory". Whatevah, hellgod.


You enrich my life with your talent.
I... umm... wow.

[isadora]

I loooooooove the posts where people say that if they have criticism of a recap or a recapper/moderator, they should email the TWoP site admins because they're sure they'd appreciate the constructive criticism.

Excuse me while I die laughing.

*wipes tear* I loved that. So.much.

Seriously, every time I think I can't wring one more moment of joy out of the Creek Fandom? I am pleasantly surprised! It just GIVES and GIVES.

Bless their hearts! (TM:Fanny)

Aww. I miss doing that.

TM:Me (TM: SB) <----cracks self up.

[NeoMaxy]

If you scroll down this page a bit, (http://www.livejournal.com/community/twopfans/) you'll see a picture of Miss Alli.

*will not add any commentary*

[Sarah]

:rollin:

Damn baby. I wish I'd been able to read all this sooner.

I can't believe they actually suggest that people email the mods with criticism! They've never been willing to hear anything but asskissing of the highest form! I can never get over how they pretend to be above it all and they they ALL are in pamie's COMMENTS no less acting like tweeners. *savors*

Linda's pic is all over TARcon stuff. You actually can see a lot of mods there. She's famous, dontcha know.

[jennk]

That is some of the silliest shit I've ever heard.

My favorite thing is the obvious disdain people at TWoP have for those who frequent their site. If y'all pay the recappers and make money off of the people who view your site, that shit isn't really free. Your business will eventually fail if you don't listen to the criticism of the people who are generating that money for you.

And everyone who has said anything negative about TWoP over there immediately gets accused of being so angry and bitter and too obsessed with a television show and in need of a life. Seriously, you're all involved in the same lameass argument, so yeah, pot, kettle.


There's also a thread (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/638348.html) about this on Fandom Wank, which is quite funny because it's turned into a huge bitchfest about everything horrible the people at TWoP have ever done.

I'm loving this to death.

[isadora]

I am soinluv with that fandom wank thread!


The impression I get from TWOP is that it's run by a bunch of friends who can't decide if they want it to be an exclusive little clubhouse or an actual business.

Were we not saying that just around the time we left there?


They want it to be a profitable business. They used to encourage posters to run off the dumbasses and now you get smacked because OMG they might buy a t-shirt!

And no, I haven't be banned either. I left in disgust when the admins changed the posting rules but didn't bother to TELL anyone, they just started random smacking and banning of posters for things that had previously not only been okay but had been a point of pride for the admins to have posters who would so quickly run off the idiots and trolls.
Um, we must know this anonymous poster, right?

:luv: :luv: :luv:

[diesel]

Aww. Foxy is still famous.

[isadora]

I also really enjoyed the poster that linked Wing's HF journal entry about someone not liking the play (!?) based on her "Bad Teen Novel."

Wing's thin skin *never* ceases to amaze.

[diesel]

What I found funie is that it confused me when I saw someone call her "Wing Chun." And then I remembered that she doesn't actually go by "Wing Cunt." Hee.

[jennk]

When I first saw that thread I thought there must be some madnonoers posting there under different names, but apparently there is a lot of TWoP hate going on everywhere.

I always thought everyone else thought TWoP was OMG the best place evah!!!!!111 Guess I haven't been paying enough attention.

I'm also enjoying the bitching about the actual quality of the recaps, because I've never spent too much time on the forums (although I've heard all about the craziness there), but I used to really love the recaps, and most of them just aren't funny anymore.

I had totally forgotten about Wing's crappy book! It's still hilarious to me that people actually bought that shit! Awesome.

[NeoMaxy]

It is nice to know that -after all this time- no, it wasn't just us after all. The internet thinks they're all cunts and should go screw their dogs!* I think an appropriately timed 'eat it' should go in here somewhere.


*code speak!
:rollin:

[Sarah]

Pamie goes for it with her new GG recap (http://televisionwithoutpity.com/story.cgi?show=25&story=7558). Tagline: Gilmore Girls - Behold! The perfect recap. No, really. No. Really.

[keenai]

Well, that's completely bitchy and, you know, TOTALLY MISSING THE POINT.

[Sarah]

I'm reading through it now and it's so condescending. That girl's comment that started all this hardly deserves this.

Pamie's book sucked ass, BDW! Formula, party of one!

[IssieCol]

Too bad she still isn't going for the funny.

[jennk]

Awww. I actually thought Pamie was fairly funny, and she seemed to be dealing with the crit pretty well, but this is ridiculous. She's coming off like a total cunt.

All of the TWoP kids need to get a tiny bit of perspective, and understand that they actually aren't the most important people who have ever existed.

[deux]

Leave Pamie alone. All sanctimony is allowed - she has a television job these days. A television job! TELEVISION! That's like, the BESTEST. They get to use phrases like "Red Stater" instead of "total dipshit". To reiterate, in case any "Red Staters" didn't see it the first time: "Red Stater". And you can like, go around saying "Red Stater" when you mean "total dipshit" without like, you know, total dipshits understanding that you're calling them a total dipshit. It's genius. Except, err, now they'll have to have a secret meeting to think of a new secret name for total dipshits. Man, I need one of those television jobs.

[soccergirl]

Man, that is some assy behaviour. And to refer to people who don't agree with you or think that your writing isn't quite as good as it used to be as 'Red Staters'. That's so offensive. These people come off as quite deranged.
Edited because I posted at the same time as Deux. Am I banned?

[isadora]

I only ban people who stay up all night spammimg the board with posts calling me a cunt.

Oh, who am I kidding? I probably wouldn't even ban someone for that. I'd think it was funny. I probably wouldn't even delete the posts.

[soccergirl]

But would you ban someone who came into your living room and commented on your lamps? That you gave them FOR FREE?

[diesel]

Originally posted by isadora
I only ban people who stay up all night spammimg the board with posts calling me a cunt. :nono: During.your.birth.day.par.ty!


Oh, who am I kidding? I probably wouldn't even ban someone for that. I'd think it was funny. I probably wouldn't even delete the posts. Don't be silly; it's your husband who has to (miss your birthday party to) delete all the posts!

[vanessa]

Wow, I read the first 3 pages of that recap and I can't remember the last time I saw such a display of classlessness. I actually thought better of Pamie than that; now I know better.

[ophy]

Jeebus.

I miss the old Pamie . . . the YA Pamie who used to make me totally lose my shit on a regular basis during that magical summer of the Steel Drums of Non-Gay Love.

I read that whole pitiful GG recap, and it just made me sad. Why bother even doing them, if you are just going to phone it in and then act all assy when someone calls you on it?

The quality has declined. Face it and fix it, or be prepared to put up with more shit from the community you lord over. But whatevah cheddah.

[Ginni]

BWAH! That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. I especially loved Sars's "Spacebar. Look into it!" burn. Because I think that would have thrown me off my ledge if I'd been on one.

What a bunch of sanctimonious cows. And why is Omar funny? Do you have to be in the in-crowd to get all his lame in-crowd jokes?

As for Linda/Glory/Alli's speedy response about the fanfic, I could just imagine her gushing all those well-written words our in 3.2 seconds, while wringing her hands and rubbing the point of her shoe in the dirt - Kinda like Fat-Monica talking to Chandler back in the day. Girl's got eyebrows though, I'll give her that.

[NeoMaxy]

And again with the non-funny. (http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/feature/osc02_blow.html)

I was amused once, when I realized one of them started a sentence with 'Um'. A ban-worthy TWoP offense!

[isadora]

There is a very amusing image on this page (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/640174.html?page=2)!

Spare the snark, spoil the recapper. Amusing.

I especially like the person that points out how weird it is to run a site for media crit and then you get mad when you become very successful and, thus, part of the media and the object of criticism. It's very amusing to me.

Remind me never to let anyone start a "Dieseldora Owns Me!" thread, k?

[Sarah]

Well, I have to say that I find Linda the most power drunk too.

I posted in Pamie's thread that her response to that criticism lacked class and missed the point. She deleted it and suggested I email her. Warning level: 20%

Next, I posted my sarcastic praise in Pamie's thread for not being afraid to attack that girl's criticism publicly and said that "she rocked" which seemed to be required for the thread. Erin/Regina comes by and deletes the post before mine and leaves me alone. Linda shows up much later, deletes mine and ups my warning to 80% without any reasoning in the lametastic warning box.

<-- 20% away from a ban

I can't help it; I :heart: this kind of shit.

[jennk]

By Linda are we still talking about Miss Alli? Because yeah (http://p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivorsucksfrm23.showMessage?topicID=3454.topic ). I haven't read really any of the thread, but do you see how long it is?! Jesus! People hate her.

I found it linked somewhere on that Fandom Wank thread, but I can't remember where.

I love that you posted, Sarah! I didn't think anyone from here would, but I did see one person who posted something fairly articulate that Pamie actually responded to maturely. It was deleted later, I think by the actual poster

[isadora]

I can't even believe they have a "warning" box! That's pretty funny.

What an innovative system to help mods who feel conflicted about random banning! Do the warnings go away over time? Or are you thisclose to being banned forever!? Hee!

[Sarah]

From the sanctimonious FAQ:

The warn system is a function that puts a user on notice for doing things that are wrong but not ban-worthy. It also allows one moderator to see whether another moderator has also addressed a poster issue, and when, so that the user doesn't have to be told twelve times in the same day not to sign his posts, or whatever.

Every user starts with a warn level of 0%, but the warning indicator only appears if the user has a warning level greater than zero (i.e. has been warned).

Users can only see their own warn levels. To see the reason for a warn, click on the "X%" link after "Warn." It will show a pop-up where the moderator who warned you will have entered a reason at the time of your warning.

The duration of the warning is at the mod's discretion. It may be permanent, or not. Assume it will last forever; then, if a mod happens to reduce your warn level down the road, you'll be pleasantly surprised! But don't email us or post on the boards to protest a warn or to ask us to reduce your warn level; it doesn't work that way and will probably just end badly.

Think of your warning as sort of like getting out of a traffic ticket. You could have been dinged with a big penalty, but instead you just got scared straight. If we give you a warning instead of banning you, it means we don't think you're beyond help; don't prove us wrong! Read the reason for your warning and learn from it. [Linda didn't give me one! I wonder if a mod warned her for warning improperly? :dblnono:]

WTF? The mod at the time of offense should let your ass know if they plan on leaving it there. Oh well, I'm really worried, you know. I hope I still get to read the recaps for free!

[snickerdoodle]

I obviously didn't read the entire anti-Miss Glory thread at survivorsucks. But after picking a random page to look at, this is by far my favorite quote:


I just really, really hate the way this site is bullying people and I want to stand up for those poor, semi-autistic people who keep eating shit and saying it's delicious.

:rollin:

[piggay]

They are still crazy after all these years. *wipes tear*

Can you believe it's been like four years since Wilmy 1? Jeebus.

[Res]

An American Pie Curse!
Shannon Elizabeth divorce. (http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,16071.html?news).

[IssieCol]

Aww, her and her creepy, dirty husband were kinda sweet. If badness does indeed occur in threes, I'm putting Mena Suvari and her old husband on the chopping block next.

[soccergirl]

I hadn't realised that http://www.fametracker.com (Fametracker) was closing down: the forums over there are like the Last Days of the Roman Empire. What amuses me is that, amongst all the vitriol being unleashed in the Wing Chun thread, some people are still voicing the fear that maybe Wing made up the forum closure, and that she will be back like a thief in the night to wreak her vengeance!

[Elle]

The Fametracker demise is truly stunning. But you all did get a shout out (http://forums.fametracker.com/index.php?showtopic=4407&view=findpost&p=538654).

[vanessa]

Aw, we were just talking about that at Fox's LJ. It makes my cold dead heart happy to hear that the PP bitter lives on.

[isadora]

:rollin:

That's hilarious! How are these posts not being deleted? HOW.

[Sarah]

Perhaps The Lesbian is using her protective shield?

Foxy, u so famous!

I wonder if someone at Yahoo! is watching any of this and reconsidering their contract. They've had some seriously BAD PR in the last few weeks.

[roly]

How are these posts not being deleted? HOW.
They've stopped moderating. Wing apparently announced that she has "washed her hands" of the forums, so everyone's going nuts. It looks pretty funny, actually. I just read her whole thread and I love how some of the "nice" posters are all, "do you think she's reading this? I hope not." Like, OF COURSE she's reading it, for fuck's sake! She's feeding off it. It's a whole thread about her!

[isadora]

I would actually buy an overpriced bumper sticker to keep that forum open now.

[vanessa]

They've had some seriously BAD PR in the last few weeks.

My favorite is the posters talking about how the best material on the site came from the forums. I never read FT, but it'll be interesting to see if the quality changes.

[isadora]

I am in love with the person who said they would post their Amazon wish list on the thread because they really wanted a roomba! SUCH a dig to Sars and her recent exploits at Tomato Nation! Hee. ! I LOVE it! That is my favorite kind of snark! *sniff*

That thread owns me! And I'm on a deadline! *sob*

[vanessa]

And they're gone.

So much for that, though Is can make her deadline easier now.

[soccergirl]

Aww, I was enjoying the carnage. But I bet Wing will never forget who trashed her. You can run, but you can't hide.

[isadora]

I am a bitter betty! I ran to Starbucks before opening all the Wing Cunt pages! *sob*

What a brief and delirious moment in the sun those crazy FT kids had but we all knew Wing would not let that shit stand, didn't we?

[roly]

TwoP Crit (http://www.journalfen.net/community/twop_crit/) has some choice posts from the goodbye thread and there's a link at the end of the first post to a copy of the whole thing (the kerfuffle starts halfway down the page).

[NeoMaxy]

Shit! I missed it all. Someone give a heads up when the TWoP boards go down.

[jennk]

Aww. I caught this last night, but hadn't gotten a chance to really look at many of the threads, and now I'm bitter.

In addition to the TWoP Crit stuff, you had to know Fandom Wank would have a thread (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/653341.html) on this. Some of the posts are quoted there, but I'm not sure if it's much different than TWoP Crit.

It's funny how scared some people seem to be of Wing, like she might find them and kill their families if they said anything negative.

[soccergirl]

Was someone here responsible for the Wing = Mary Lou Retton comments on her (WC's not MLR's) sadly-defunct FT thread? Because she totally does!

[isadora]

Hee. At Fandom Wank there is a rant about Sars within the topic about FT's forum's imploding. It's about the Roomba-begging and I :heart: it because the Roomba begging *mortifies* me.

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/653341.html?thread=59063069#t59063069

Also? Sars needs to leave her apartment on occassion because some day those cats will die. Seriously, get out! Meet humans. It's good for you!

[NeoMaxy]

The picture of the pug's eyes is making me nearly burst with laughter.

[rathmel]

Good lord. I really need to lurk more often so I don't miss stuff like this!

[roly]

Wing and Jesus threads, (http://www.veryverygay.com/ft/) for those who missed out.

[Herman]

Now I just have to check up every single website the fandom wank links to.

http://www.pxthis.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=6

Not that the board owner isn't a cunt, but guess who's the first one to go cunty out of nowhere! I didn't know she had it in her.

[isadora]

I did.

[Ginni]

This whole thing has turned out to be rather amusing, no?

[roly]

Aw. BellJar's brought her rage to the Jen thread at TWoP. (http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=1831008&st=165)

[Sarah]

Small update on the Pamie/GG thing: She's "too busy" to recap and it's been assigned to djb. I wonder if that means she'll ghost write them anyway since they live together with stee or some kind of LA recapper BFF inbreeding thing.

[Ginni]

Aww... Belljar doesn't like Joey, does she?

[Res]

How did everyone miss this (http://www.thesmokinggun.con/archive/0413052_chris_klein_1.thml)?

[roly]

In case anyone else is as bored at work as I am and looking for a chuckle, that certain short, presumably unattractive Katie-hater I mentioned a few posts back is now venting her frustrations on the KH thread. She is simply LIVID about the TC news.

[vanessa]

:rollin:

Bronwen calls Patty the lone voice of reason on this issue.

[diesel]

OMB Patty's posts are too good; I have to bring them here for people who don't want to venture to TWoP! They're so good they're self-snarking! No need to insert comments of your own!
I NEED to say this but I thought Katie was the "girl next door?" No offense but Katie will never be taken seriously as an actress since she goes around dating all these men. I am not JEALOUS of Chris being with Katie but iMO, katie will do anything to become famous. Some "girl next door".

Now that Katie is dating Tom, Katie will be all famous and make the other castmembers on DC look bad because they didn't snag a big star like Tom.

I will admit although it is wrong but I feel in my heart that Katie's fame is beginning to make the other castmembers look bad.

I will admit that.
And possibly my fave (after someone referred to TC as a "twice-divorced Scientologist dwarf"):
Oh how nice, the guy is 5'6 and people act like he is some horrible guy just because he isn't tall. And people wonder why I have an issue with being short, with comments like "dwarf". :rollin:

But even beyond Patty's insanity, there are people there who think KH is a step UP for TC. Zuh? KH may get more press than the rest of the Creekers, but I'd argue she is still nowhere near real A-List. I really don't think most people over 30 or 40 know who the hell she is. Her only truly big movies $$ wise have been for the younger crowd, and her name certainly can't open a movie. So yeah, KH is a real trade up from his Academy Award nominated ex-wife. Sure!

TWoP is so sad. Someone there TMed "painfully shy" (in reference to KH). Yes, apparently that's a clever, original phrase thought up by another poster!

[Herman]

:nono: Katie doesn't even need to give all of her to "open a movie" (TM diesel), her tits alone singlehandedly drew viewers to watching The Gift. (I learned that from Harold and Kumar.) Has Nicole Kidman ever pull that off? I don't think so.

While this TC/KH thing is highly interesting, I find it less interesting that the fact that Bronwen and Patty are still hanging to the Dawson's Creek board. What year did the show end? Bronwen I can understand, actually : Because she's crazy. But Patty - what keeps drawing her to DC boards? She never seem a totally rabid fan (relatively, compared to, well, everybody) of any cast member as much as she's a rabid hater of Katie. The combination of being somewhat aware of her craziness and being unable to stop from showing it to everybody makes her a more complex personality than Bronwen.

[Res]

I'm curious to know what sb thinks about it. Has she been around since she got slammed over her comments during the dumping of CK1?

But at least Rosie has given her stamp of approval! (http://www.rosie.com) hee.

[roly]

She's weighed in on the situation, Res, and she does not approve. She's very concerned about the way Tiny Tom is parading innocent, naive Katie around.

[isadora]

Could one of your bitches link me up? I don't even know where the damn Creek boards are at Twop anymore!

I love you people.

[Herman]

Here (http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showforum=592)

It's on Other Shows/Drama that consists of threads of series that have ended since ages ago, which normally each show only needs one thread to cover a whole show. Except Dawson's Creek apparently, this dead horse needs its own subforum, with the amazingly always up to date threads like "Your favorite DC Episodes." and "A Year's Supply of Bleach for Jessica."

[NeoMaxy]

Do we need a separate Twop thread? Meh, who has the energy. I'll just post this here.

Another Twop-hating place pops up on the net. (http://p097.ezboard.com/btwopsucks) *sniff* It's always nice to see more hate. Miss Alli even has her own thread. Quelle suprise.

The SurvivorSucks thread (http://p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivorsucksfrm24.showMessageRange?topicID=246.t opic&start=2521&stop=2533) has been shut down at 127 pages. That's a lot of hate! :devwink:

According to these sources, Miss A. is co-writing a...dating book. Okay then. We certainly do need *another* one of those, and I'm sure she's qualified to write it with as many TV Boyfriends as she's had.

[isadora]

You know, if I didn't dislike Miss Alli myself I'd be a little jealous she has a thread filled with so many people who hate her. I kind of miss being hated in the Creek freakdom. My life is just a teensy bit less fulfilling when I'm not pissing people off.

[Sarah]

We certainly do need *another* one of those, and I'm sure she's qualified to write it with as many TV Boyfriends as she's had.
But wait! Here's what sets her apart!

In truth, I've been writing the same kinds of things that show up in this book for a really long time. I write about self-possessed women, how unwise it is to refuse to drop arguments, why women get stuck on dismissive jackasses, why acting like a jerk is not something you should tolerate, and why you shouldn't try to be cute in ways that are mean. In fact, the Married By America recaps alone provide adequate warm-up for this experience.
I didn't bother, but that quote is whoring TWoP links to her recaps. And this is the guy (http://www.usatoday.com/tech/webguide/internetlife/2004-02-10-online-dating-advice_x.htm) she's writing it with. He thought it would be a great angle to get a chick who hates the books to coauthor one.

Maybe all the real-life examples the book uses can be pulled from her fic!

[vanessa]

Originally posted by isadora
I kind of miss being hated in the Creek freakdom. My life is just a teensy bit less fulfilling when I'm not pissing people off.

What? Aren't you one of the infamous "haters" of VM fandom?

I do miss Creek fandom (and the Whedon shows as well). The other fandoms just don't do wank as well.

[isadora]

I'm an anonymous hater! I'm a nobody in the VM fandom and nobody cares that I hate. Hee.

ETA:

I almost forgot to mention Neo's amusing Creek Revisited Post (http://www.madnono.com/2005/05/13/223015.php)! Heeeee!

Actually, I found Pacey's parents not knowing Joey's name the most ridiculous thing about that episode! As if they hadn't known her since she was a little girl and had to deal with at least a little fall-out of Pacey's dad arresting her dad? Please! If it was some new girlfriend? Yes. But Joey? Whatevah!

I also found the show's portrayal of the working class sheriff's family to be deeply insulting. I think if you like chipped beef - and I don't even know what the fuck that is - you should be offended. They were *clearly* calling you white trash.

And the memory of Dawson's S4 hair is *deeply* amusing to me. Damn! I don't have S4 on DVD!

[NeoMaxy]

[I wish I still had the old tape that had the Creek Anti-drug PSA commercial on it!]

I think it was plausible that they didn't know her name. The mom was clearly sipping some booze at that dinner and who wouldn't assume Joey was short for something like Joanna? I took it as more of a passive-aggressive jab at her than actually forgetting.

And who is calling whom white trash when a family meal consists of chipped beef and (invisible) tater tots? Not that I wouldn't totally eat that meal happily, but still.

(If anyone has the DVD and can confirm for me whether Jack is spooning tots or carrots, I'd appreciate it! ;))

[isadora]

Every time I watched the Creek with my online bitches I felt sort of stoned because everything became disproportionately funny.

Remember diesel and I clutching hands and laughing so hard we nearly cried while watching Show Me Love? Such stoner behavior! Of course, I was drunk during most of our Wilmy trips so perhaps that was related? It's just that Dawson's hair (http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=594&pos=10) in that scene in front of Joey's wall is just so.funny. *dies* I need that shit as an icon!

[deux]

I think if you like chipped beef - and I don't even know what the fuck that is - you should be offended.Chipped beef also always mystified me. I thought it was an Americanism. And yet I was never compelled enough to search for what it is.

*Ahem* I love the actress who played Pacey's mother! I remember thinking at the time that she was too good for DC!

[vanessa]

I was looking at a completely unrelated community on LJ today (it was blahblahblah naval stuff), and who should I see as a member, but KerrSmith2306! He's apparently big into hobbit RPS these days. LJ (http://www.livejournal.com/users/kerrsmith2306).

It's amusing where DC freaks will turn up. I keep waiting to run into Jill Leigh again, but she's not joined any other fandoms that I can see.

[roly]

Hee! Twop_crit posted links to some of Miss Alli's fic! (http://www.journalfen.net/community/twop_crit/10356.html) Also, Is, they mentioned you by name.

[vanessa]

Damn, I didn't know you had S.O.S. locally, Is. I don't suppose you'd send it to me? Hee, I promise not to post it on twop_crit, well, unless I feel mean one day.

[The Ferryman]

Actually, I found Pacey's parents not knowing Joey's name the most ridiculous thing about that episode! As if they hadn't known her since she was a little girl and had to deal with at least a little fall-out of Pacey's dad arresting her dad? Please! If it was some new girlfriend? Yes. But Joey? Whatevah!

-I'd have to disagree with you here. My parents were so out of it growing up, I had friends that would come over to the house all the time and would sleep over and to this day my parents can't remember their names.

I also found the show's portrayal of the working class sheriff's family to be deeply insulting. I think if you like chipped beef - and I don't even know what the fuck that is - you should be offended. They were *clearly* calling you white trash.

-I don't think this is true. The liking of chipped beef wasn't exclusive to him being a Sheriff. Pacey's bro was cop and he was somewhat refined, wasn't he? (that is not a rhetorical question but an honest one, because I really don't remember. I just remember him having a clean apartment and owning Streisand albums or something).

And the memory of Dawson's S4 hair is *deeply* amusing to me. Damn! I don't have S4 on DVD!

-Yeah, I can't wait until season 6 comes out so I can collect on a cool $500.

[/B]

[isadora]

$500? For your audio commentary? Hee!


I can send you Miss A's fic, V. I have a ton of it. I actually told the person who emailed me about her fic before that I didn't want it used for evil because I just don't give a shit anymore so I'm glad people can mock and not involve me. Hee!


Aww! I was doing a search to find some GG stuff and found PP's guest book! (http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:o9jX9quiGNYJ:books.dreambook.com/paceyporn/paceyporn.html+glorygirlwriter+fanfiction&hl=en) AWWWWWW!

[diesel]

Bwahahaha, I forgot that the Graham Norton thing was on my birthday. :rollin:

[isadora]

Oh, and look at the date... Hee! Happy birthday, whore!


Also? Those Twop Crit people are not as funny or clever as they think they are and that annoys me. Unlike us. We are as funny and clever as we think we are! Ha!

[piggay]

:rollinpig

They never did air the damn show here have they? :(

Oh and happy birthday ho!

[ophy]

*whisper* I have a deep ingrained :heart: for chipped beef on toast. Of course it was known as "shit on a shingle" in my household, which is the only time it was acceptable to use the word "shit" when I was growing up, instead of my mother's vastly preferred "sugar". *whisper*

But honestly, I never pretended to be refined.

Wheee! The Ferryman's audio commentary! That's the only damn reason I could possibly have for buying S6. I think I bought the extended finale, and S1 on dvd, but I believe they have stayed in their shrink wrap. Well, S1 definitely has.

The guestbook!

pacey and me had a romantic night together in New York very recently i shouldnt really say anything but i saw him on V Graham Norton last night and just had to rite 2 u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now see, if it was about anyone other than The Dirtay, I would have written her off as a looney tune. But can we honestly doubt *anyone* who claims to have slept with him? I mean, the odds are in their favor. Especially if they are truly skankay.

[The Ferryman]

Who does the audio commentary for the DVDs?

I heard from a close friend that they pay about $2k to do the audio commentary and the only one they could find who was willing/desperate enough was Kerr Smith.

[roly]

Bwah! :luv: it.

So you get a $500 residual for the episode you wrote? That's the one the J directed, right?

*weeps for the writer/director commentary that will never be*

[The Ferryman]

Yes, but I can let you in on the writer/director commentary that happened outside Baja Fresh a year ago:

Writer: Hey Director, remember me, from Dawson's?

Director: Oh yeah, what are you doing out here?

Writer: I live here. Lived here all my life.

Director: Oh, that's right. See ya. (heads to car)

Writer: (to self) Just wanted to thank you for fucking up my episode, dick.

THE END

[CoreyFlood]

:rollin:

[isadora]

Aww! He didn't demand the script changes, did he?

[The Ferryman]

Request script changes? I wish I was so lucky. He just went ahead and did them while he was filming.

[roly]

Sars and Wing are doing a panel at The Museum of Television & Radio and Danny Drennan from Mediarama is none too thrilled. (http://www.inquisitor.com/calendar.shtml#CAL_ITEM_2/)

[The Ferryman]

I wish I lived in New York.

[roly]

So you could throw tomatoes?

[The Ferryman]

More to enjoy all the tension.

[romantical]

Given what tomorrow is, I thought I should wish everyone a very happy five year Sex Day Anniversary.

I vote we all watch Diesel's "A Witter's Tale" trailer in celebration.

[The Ferryman]

What's tomorrow?

[isadora]

Ha!

Happy Birthday to the SEX DAY Baby! Such a gross title! Poor little thing!

Ferryman, Miss Romantical went into labor on the same day that Joey gave her flower to Pacey, making the poor little tyke forever the SEX DAY baby!

[snickerdoodle]

5 years?!?!

EEK!

[piggay]

Oh.My.Beek. Has it really been five? We gotta do some sort of online reunion. Chat anyone?

[roly]

Hee. Reviews of TWoP on Amazon. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B00006CKDP/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/104-5627298-6964700?%5Fencoding=UTF8&s=theweb)

[Herman]

I don't really knows how this survivor game (http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3129867&view=getnewpost) runs, but I can't believe the guys on TWOP are still doing this shit!

[isadora]

Ok, are they seriously still talking about Dawson's Creek? I mean, I like to reminisce at times -- I love a good memory of crazies gone by -- but seriously?

[Herman]

Aside from that thread, mostly they talk about the actors, it seems.

I took a look at the Dirty's thread. I don't recognize the names. They're either new posters or old posters reregistering with new names after being banned.

I do remember that unpaid Joshua Jackson's PR girl AKA Sunchild. And also Patty, who is still angry.

In other news, the J has a new straight to DVD movie featuring his bare ass.

http://www.josh-jackson.net/images/albums/Movies/AMERICANO/DVD_CAPS/AmDVD-d0000000068.jpg

http://www.josh-jackson.net/images/albums/Movies/AMERICANO/DVD_CAPS/AmDVD-d0000000070.jpg

Thanks to Sunchild for uploading 1063 screencaps of that movie to her site.

[jennk]

TWoP's got nothing on FF, where the anti-Pacey/Joey thread is alive and kicking, and surprisingly popular for a show that has been off the air for years. I would link to it, but it's not worth reading. It offers gems like "I saw this couple on Dr. Phil that totally reminded me of P/J."

I mean, I enjoy the hate as much as anyone, but that shit is just boring.

[Herman]

I know, but of course I go there anyway. I have forgotten it ever existed.

Fanforum looks sad, and I don't mean lameness, I mean there aren't that many posts there for "OMG! ITA!" type forums. I guess they'll be history in a year or two. Where else can you find forums where posters have serious signatures like "Claybee #1 Keeper of his Glory note and neck vein and his eyelash flutters" (Yes, I've looked at the American Idol forums.)

I notice that Jerry D is still an admin.

I think there must be a new place we don't know about, where all the old posters have moved into.

[BreezyK]

I'm guilty of still reading the TWOP fanfic thread, which for some reason recently is having an upswing of posts. The best part is that one of the writers they are talking about is GloryGirl. Oh how I want to jump in and tell them that she's Miss Alli.

[isadora]

Please feel free to do so. I have all her fanfic as I am the keeper of the flame, apparently.

I'll happily email the fic to anyone that requests it! :)

It's like there's a secret network, actually, because I STILL get requests for DC fanfic occassionally. "Hey, I heard you might have Kate Andrews/Glory Girl's fic? Would you mind sending it to me?"

I've made a few promise they wouldn't say where they got it. Hee. I was like: Um, if you use this for evil, please leave me out of it.

[IssieCol]

I was like: Um, if you use this for evil, please leave me out of it.

Hee! So did Neo keep her promise?

I still remember sending you the original teh sex scene from GG's fic that she edited. BWAH! Good old DC days, I miss them.

[jennk]

Ha! I remember getting that fic from Isadora years ago. I also remember that it was very disappointing. I expected it to be much better after I heard the story behind it and how it was all being traded on some sort of underground fic railroad. It's not bad, it's just sort of eh.

I imagine if you mention that GGW is Miss Alli the post will be deleted, or you'll be banned. Or has she stopped caring about all that?

[Herman]

Originally posted by jennk
I imagine if you mention that GGW is Miss Alli the post will be deleted, or you'll be banned. Or has she stopped caring about all that? Do they still moderate those Dawson's Creek boards? I doubt it. There's no chance anybody can take that job without going crazy or death of boredom.

[NeoMaxy]

Aww. I was thinking about DC the other day. I couldn't remember what year the show went off. I know it was around when D got married, but which year was that?

[Herman]

I think the last season is season 6 which means it started at 2002 and ended at 2003.

[Herman]

Originally posted by NeoMaxy
I know it was around when D got married

Bwah! I just realize you're talking about diesel here. At first I thought you meant Dawson when you said "D", but I remember just now that his name is actually James van der Beek.

I guess that guy will forever be Dawson, then, no matter how many Rules of Attraction movies he will attempt.

I kinda miss him now. What's he up to these days?