Reply With QuoteWas it "Scenes from a Coffee Shop"? Because that may have been the most offensive fic I ever read. Joey has an orgasm while being raped, Jen gets double-teamed (I think) and someone dies, so its entirely possible that Pacey has sex with a corpse.
I think it was at PoTL several years ago.
I didn't bookmark it!
Was it "Scenes from a Coffee Shop"? Because that may have been the most offensive fic I ever read. Joey has an orgasm while being raped, Jen gets double-teamed (I think) and someone dies, so its entirely possible that Pacey has sex with a corpse.
No, it wasn't that one. I'm not sure if they ever said it was Joey he was having sex with. She was dead in an alley after a rave or something like that and he can't stand it and fucks her dead body in a fit of grief.
We may have linked it up at PP at some point. I'm fairly certain it was posted at PoTL because -- I swear! -- I didn't go there very often.
I think it was a one-shot at PoTL. I think Is made me read it, or at least told me about it.
I do remember that it was Joey. I think he comes upon her dead body and just has to have one. more. go at her. Because their love transcends even death!
I read the most hysterical X-Files fanfic! I never read one before but I followed a link and next thing I knew I was engrossed in this incredibly ridiculous story!
Ok, it's called Happy Birthday, Love and if that doesn't spell bad fanfic, I don't know what does!
First of all, it's Mulder/Scully being totally and absurdly schmoopy and "romantic"! Mulder finally confesses his love to Scully via a series of roses/notes left around her apartment! Scully meets Mulder for a sexy dinner dressed in fishnet thigh-high stockings and a tiny black dress! Mulder gives Scully diamond and sapphire jewelry (earrings, ring, necklace and matching bracelet!) because he wants to give her things that 'all women want!'
The weirdest thing (aside from the bizarre characterization and the fixation on anal -- not that there's anything wrong with that -- sex) is the fixation on Mulder's money. Mulder's parents owned 6 houses in Virginia and he sold five of them and with his savings and assets he totals a cool million! Mulder's 6th house sits on 15 acres in Falls Church and is worth a whopping $250,000! BWAH. That may be the funniest thing about the fic except that Mulder and Scully make with the anal at his house in his sunken jacuzzi green marble bathtub! The writer clearly loves Mulder's fictional money because she spends a LOT of time describing his high-end items (such as built-in swimming pool or his flat-screen TV that he purchased for a house he doesn't live in) and showing Scully's appreciation for his fat wallet.
Oh, and creepily, Mulder calls Scully "Dana" a few times! EW!
A newest one from nifty.org (it's dated May 2004!): http://nifty.photozero.com/nifty/gay...rity/the-creek
I've forgotten how to do the BB codes. Hee! Jesus.
Edited to add another one: http://nifty.photozero.com/nifty/gay...s-of-the-creek
Bwah! I've missed them so much. (The porn, not the show.)
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"Teenaged built?" "images of Her?"Dawson Leary sat at the edge of his
dock, kicking up warm water in every direction. His
copper colored, teenaged built chest lay open to the
sun, soaking up its rays as his brown shirt lay next
to him, heaped up into a ball, which covered his brown
sandals. The slight westerly wind blew his blonde
hair as he stared into the still water, reliving
images of Her.
OMG! This is VINTAGE! It's so good! I love when Pacey licks down Dawson's face! And then Dawson licks Pacey's "pee slit"! Aww. I miss it, too, Herman! *sniff* Long Live Bad Creek Porn!
ETA: Ok, I had to read the other one, too! This is so.good.
Is "Simi-Friend" a reference to when we called Pacey monkey boy back at Dawson's Wrap? Hee! And every story should have the word "str8" in it! Herman you should archive this story on your P/Jack site! Do you still have it!Jack had just been ousted by an evil English teacher. The teacher made him read a poem out loud and it was obvious to everyone he was gay. His Simi-Friend Pacey was the only one who had stuck up for him. The two boys had bonded over the past few months after that and now were best friends since Dawson and Pacey no longer talked because of a girl, Joey, who was Dawsons ex girlfriend and also his best friend. she was Pacey's current girl and had Dated jack back when he was str8.
*dies*Jack: are you gay... or bi?
Pacey: bi
Jack: wow.. Have u ever, ya know, messed around?
Pacey: yes i have
Jack: man, im jealous
Pacey:then why don't u get off you're sweet ass and into my bed?
Jack: yeah, u would? No jokes?
Pacey: No joke, dude you're hot and i want you. we are two hot horny teenage Guys. One is bi, one is gay. Why shouldn't we?
Jack: ill meet ya up there!
And then Doug joins in! Perfectly creepy!
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I don't even know if I still have that site. (Opening a new browser and typing up the address to check it out clearly requires too much effort. It's not worth it.)
But if it's still there (I'll look it up, maybe next week.) then I'll put it up. I'll also have to look for that one P/Jack nifty.org style fic that includes bondage and has socks stuffed into Pacey's mouth. I sincerely like that one.
From a Pacey/Tamara fic:
Running her hands back to his waist, she undid the button of his pants, and felt spring free as she slid his zipper down. Stepping back she smiled. Admiring the viral young man before her.
So, old school DC/Roswell fic writer Pilar wrote a new fic for The O.C., weirdly enough! She hasn't written fic in years and I stumbled across it completely on accident.
It's Summer/Ryan, even more weirdly and, uh, shit, I totally loved it! Shit! Damn you fanfiction! *shakes fist*
Goddamn Cohen
Aww, I liked that fic a lot!
Ever since the beginning of the season when Seth started annoying me, Summer/Ryan has become a sort of secret ship of mine. Mostly because of the hotness.
Totally random, but I followed a link to this Calvin & Hobbes fic and, before anyone gets squicked out, it's not little boy/stuffed animal porn. It's about teenage Calvin and Susie, the neighbor girl he always fought with. It's actually really cute! And well-written.
In other news, the new Star Trek movie has me reading fic again. I've been clean for YEARS! Dammit.
Okay, when you mentioned that Calvin and Hobbes fic, I thought you must be trippin'. But it works! It seemed very realistic and well done. I kinda want to tell Susie to run, though.
Oh yeah. Teenage Calvin is a mess!
My addiction to Prison Break/obsession with Michael Scofield has gotten bad, y'all! I'm reading fic. *sob*
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